Director of Media and Publicity of the Jonathan/Sambo Presidential Campaign Organisation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, this afternoon lost his cool and descended heavily on All Progressives Congress (APC) National Leader, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, and National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed.

Reacting aggressively to alleged uncomplimentary comments about his person and seeming threat by Tinubu and Mohammed, Fani-Kayode roared on his Facebook wall:

“I do not believe in violence. I do not threaten people neither do any of my boys or any of those behind me. Tinubu should not start this. I am not Funso Williams. I cannot be killed like a chicken. I cannot be destroyed. I cannot be taken before my time. And before anybody begins to even contemplate such an action, I speak it into the realms, the Angel of the Lord will strike them and all that is dear to them dead in Jesus name.

“It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but rather Bola Tinubu that slurs when he speaks. It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but rather Bola Tinubu that has to take 20 pills before he can go out. It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but Bola Tinubu that his hands shake when he tries to lift his fork and knife and eat.

“It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but rather the spokesman of the APC, Lai Mohammed, that is rotting from inside and that has the chronically bad breath of a rabid poll cat. Lai’s breath is so bad that it is enough to knock out a polar bear from across the street.

“It is not Femi Fani-Kayode but rather Lai Mohammed who is suffering from loose bowel movements and who defecates every other minute to the point that he often has to wear pampers when he goes on long journeys.

“So, if anybody wants to talk about ill health they should talk about themselves and not about me. I repeat my name is Femi Fani-Kayode, and nobody can kill me before my time. Nobody can cut me short.

“I harbor no fear of violence but I do not take threats lightly. Neither do I fear for my life. Because I have never shed innocent blood and because I do not believe in violence or worship the devil, the Angel of the Lord will strike dead any person or any group of persons that seek to take my life or the life of any of my loved ones.

“This I decree in the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ, the God whose I am and the God whom I serve”

•Photo shows Femi Fani-Kayode.