Remember say Chibuike swear say e no go touch cigar again from dis new year till lai lai. Obinna say im mouth no go ever touch all dose orisirisi hot drink again. Emeka talk say im own wahala na woman. E say na anyting in skirt e dey run after, but for dis new year, e wan go marry for im village make all dis Lagos sisi dem rest for im hand.

Na im I come remember My Usual. I mean my Odekun a.k.a Black September, a.k.a. Engine Oil, orderwise known as Who Send You Come.

I come remember Sikiratu. I remember Iyabode, plus including Aisha.

I come talk am for my mind say, if I drop all dis four tings for dis new year, wetin I go come dey do nah. Abi I go come turn to wintch? Man must turn body nah, after all body no be wood. True or false?

As I enter our garage wey dey near Ikeja under bridge, I park my guonguoro. I meet our union member dem jus siddon jeje. Dem dey look demsef anya anya.

I ask our union chairman, Jimoh why everybody jus do like say person peme. Jimoh tell me say, di time I no dey, everybody make im own new year swear.

E say imsef talk say e no go ever marry anoda wife join di seven wey e don get already.

E say Idowu swear say dis new year, e no go touch all di orisirisi hot drink wey im dey consume tele tele.