By IFECHI OKOH

Portable and raw cash don wed since secretly and he has also taken a life-time oath to stamp his seriousness. This conclusion jumped out rudely when Femi Adebayo and his boys carry waka go meet am gleefully, where the Onijogbon of Sango land, dey jeje dey chop the life of him head, just to offer him a role in Adebayo's latest movie, "Jagun-Jagun," wey dey shakam like tombo all over. But to their greatest shock sha, dem nor know say the middle name of Portable na Odogbon Jaiye araeh. This he actually proved in jankara fashion like awon Omo ijeka when he told them bold-facedly "Emi kise onija, ejo egbe Jagun-Jagun yin si oun," meaning "I nobi fighter, abeg, make una carry Una Jagun-Jagun comot hereooo..." Ayuaa!

That tells the story out rightly about people's pitiably wrong perception of Portable of wahala. Everybody sees him as a toast of wahala because he is always neck deep in one rogbodiyan or another on weekly basis. A disturbing case of one week, one trouble, and he does not even give a fuck about it. The above ironic scenario just stamped hoha say nobi as people dey see Portable himself dey see himself. Chei!

One disturbing irony of this matter be say those wey dey slap Onijogbon image right, left, centre, on Portable, will rush at Adebayo's and his boys offer like hungry dogs.

But for Portable, no way; because he nor know wetin go cause rasmoborge. Oh yes! Arifin ilegbe!! No wonder he told them point blank that anybody wey dey look for actors wey Sabi fight, make he waka go front because na anything wey go give him millions now now, I mean owo tabuaa, na him he dey do for God's sake. Did I hear some people singing, drumming and dancing to bye, bye to rede, rede, bye, bye to jati, jati. Naso, the matter beooo..., Walahi, talahi, sumobilahi.

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