By IFECHI OKO

We, the tireless followers of olori awon Oni wahala, Portable, are seriously working day and night to know why Portable's life has become a matter of one day, one trouble. Ogaooo... In fact, this disturbing Kurukere talk is even worst-off than that celebrated literature book, titled "One week, One wahala, sorry trouble." Oh yeah! Just recently, the rogbodiyan gist was all over the place that some woskatias wey all dem Sabi be wahala. I mean morning, afternoon and night. Wahala be like food for dem! Nobody knew that they have been hunting for the bloody loud mouth of Sango town and Onijogbon of that kingdom of all places, Portable, himself. So when they sighted him in their Lekki environment recently, it was like the place wey hungry Lions saw innocent antelope. Kai jembete! Before anybody could say Jack Robinson, wahala don yaso, sharp, sharp. At such evil finish and waka time-out, the Olorigbekes don give dem deadly back hand, wey crash them one hand maliciously, which reminds home boys like us of the popular saying of one blow, seven akpus. That was just the pitiable picture of such satanic misfortune which showed itself like the deadly hippy on the highway movie scenerio, typical of the evil day of the jackal, where gbas gbos was simply the order of the day. Tufiakwa! And before any wara, wara eye fit capture that scene from the pit of hell, Portable and his band member don begin dey open their mouths anyhow like wounded hippopotamus, shouting in pains. Portable, nor even remember again say him be celebrity. Celebrity? Forget that for now jooo! You see the wahala! Who go wipe the tears of one another as nobody get himself that moment wey kasala don burst bad, bad. That bloody Kata kata reminds me of the afori saying that nobi person wey motor kill go take number zoomed to my agbari. So after Satan don show colour anyhow, came some merciless commentaries from some Salus elunu gboros. The first one was from a loud mouth who suggested that this Portable is naturally full of drama, and because of this, the packager of BBnaija should just fix him into the package because it's very appropriate for his packaging. Another bad mouth wey his basket mouth just dey run like freewill tap, simply asked Portable to forget the possibility of his attackers coming to Sango. Wetin dem they find there where you dey wait for dem there? You think say dem be mumu? Just forget that small pickin talk! Eno make sense at all!

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