By IFECHI OKOH

Late Osadebe once sang, “ogbanari chianoso, onabukwachia uzo anabaooo” ... simply meaning “if you fast pass your chi (god), you must enter house by force, by fire suddenly before am.” Good or bad! A pitiable case of cabbage in, cabbage out, sharp, sharp.

The chis are just no nonsense deities who have never brooked any sibiri of sort over the decades. So if you think that you are simply smart, conjuring an impression that is not it at all, by fainting like the bloody lover boy husband of Kudirat Soremi, massively called Madam No Network in Nollywood just to demonstrate to his wife’s unsuspecting fans that he loves his wife tori, torun by lying helplessly as if to say he really yamutu pata-pata. Imagine such jagbajantics just to stamp boldly that nobody whose evil wish for their untimely separation would succeed! Haa! Is this one not too kamomo. Oluwami?

That was simply the fraudulent show colour, show colour scenario recently when both Mama No Network and her actor husband created an unfonded scenario to show say him fit die flat for her love. Nawaooo . . . say love could be so deceptively displayed without comma. Chei! Chei!! Chei!!!

You can see hoha say the root cause of this tribulation of Amagedon is satanic idleness of Madam No Network who is just one quiet gbeborun, gbefila that specialises in misinterpreting most things because her mouth dey scratch anyhow.

How she go just open her mouth gbaga and start swearing that anybody wey say her marriage to the sugar in her life go scatter just like that? You can see the extent pettiness can drag people suddenly by the nose. Now, she don talk am, her husband don act the film wey nobiam just like that. Now, we wey see am put for high jump suddenly dey tellam sharply, say she don meskafo sha with too much gbeborun, gbefila wey she carry for bodi dey waka up and down.

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