By IFECHI OKOH

When you are born as a bloody akagum, your matter wey nobi here becomes worse than Okoro nmadu ekwe's wahala, even as a billionaire wey nor suppose to shake for anything money. But the one of Aki, wey shake pass shaki, shaki Alao confirms say his own nor get part two. Imagine!

No wonder satan just push some idle boys to go and cobalize the celebrated akagum actor, Chinedu Ikedieze, as too much tight hand just led him by the nose to go and rent camera to demonstrate how the money wey these boys dey beg am regularly dey pepper am like mad. We couldn't believe our eyes as we watched him in disbelieve almost shedding tears over various amount of money these idle yam heads have been asking for from him.

We had to wonder aloud, unknowingly and disturbingly too, because the money wey he dey twist himself about anyhow like snake, he nor even give the starry-eyed hungry boys wey langa throat don finish for their corner.

It's a disturbing pity that these idle good-for-nothing souls have since signed pata, pata for nor work and chop life and living just like dat. But unfortunately, they misfired foolishly by going for a bloody aka Chi-chi-chim like Aki already used to crying over every kobo wey he can't understand how the thing just fall comot for his ever tight fisted hand.

No wonder, he almost cried out blood that fateful day over the boys asking him for various sum of dollars out of all strong currencies. Dollars? Chei! Are they mad? Abi dem nor know say na dollars dem dey ask for? How can one of dem ask for 35,000d ollars which is an equivalent of N27M. Haba! Una wan kill me? No, nobi so. If I get something at times, I fit dash one or two or three persons. Finish!

“How una go just turn me into bank of industry like dat? Who tell Una say na so dem dey pay us for our productions? Abeg, nobi soooo... I take God beg unaooo...”

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