By IFECHI OKOH

There is nothing yet to betray the fact that these Lagos wakajugbe agarachas are just accidents only waiting to happen hoha somewhere, anytime and anyhow.

Chei! Tribulation of Armageddon for those wey nor Sabi dem at all, at all. During the day, dem dey sleep like Ologbo to sun bi ole...to sun oleooo...ogboinu lo gaaa... simply meaning bloody pussy cat wey dey sleep like a no standard coward, the sense wey dey inside am, nor get comparison. U see am say he dangerous pass anything Sabi, sabis can think of? Imagine!

All busy bodies need to know is that once you see dem at 6pm, just know that it's time to package like “Sarumi, oni kakadu-kaka” for their usual night waka-waka knock about town business.

At such times, you will see dem, being as busy as the busy bee with their stone face in a finish and go mood. Finish! To answer simple greetings then may be pretty difficult, if not impossicant. You understand? Oh yeah! Naso, the serious matter beoo... Once they finish, they look exactly like the masquerade, you don't just see any how on a good day.

That's all you actually need to know dem one hand! Just for you not to disturb yourself again about their notorious identity. With this, you can carry waka, sharp, sharp, dey go where you dey go.

Everyday for these wakajugbe agarachas, na work and chop; Sundays inclusive. Imagine Sundays! Dem nor sendooo... because dem nor know God, but Baba Godie still loves dem. If not, Satan for don blow whistle suddenly for their heads as a serious mark of correction. But people wey God dey save, these supposed rascals is to see if dey go change along the line, thereby also saving themselves some wahala according to all Sabinus who have been watching them. That’s simply the sibiri in this matter! However, they should know and note that everyday is for the thieves, but one day, just one day is for reckoning of their jagbanties is for the owner of the house. This day of the jackal fit happen unexpectedly when these bloody policemen on their jankara conscienceless midnight and illegal chop, chop duty dey push them up and down anyhow.

This could happen suddenly when Satan go just show colour through sudden discharge wey fit claim life anyhow, anywhere. Those wey get ear, should hear sharp, sharp before it is too late because orikunkun na sudden orun apadi dey end their matter. I swear!

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