By IFECHI OKOH

Waka, waka, waka...I go many places, waka, waka, waka...I dey see, see, see...waka, waka, waka...That was the sharp, sharp chorus in one of late Abami Eda’s hit numbers years back.

His waka, waka na just to confirm something as one-man riot squad Sabinus. The same instinct actually pushed Kcee Limpopo and his partner, Presh into same wahala years after.

But their own na helplessness of this terrible life of fighting to survive it's challenges through the notorious Machiavellian stylee. Oh yeah!

How can Kcee and his partner, Presh finish their album and these bloody Dee-jays nor go playam? For what now? Chei!

Sadly, he and his partner, Presh nor get kobo like other musicians to push their work wey those money mongers who call themselves dee-jays were help them without any kado, I mean money.

Can you imagine such ignoramus of a thought that cannot move the woskatia dee’jays an inch? However, in their plain mindedness, they resolved to see those quiet hustlers in various radio stations that money meant a lot to in life without money, which simply made disturbing mockery of their hustling by hoping on the nor send dee-jays whose only language na money for hand, back for ground. Finish!

When it was obvious that nothing dey happen without greasing their palms, I mean behaving themselves, by re-enacting the Yoruba’s “sowokuduru” syndrome there and then.

The only option they were left with is to turn their leggedez to pleasure car. Naso the matter beooo... Before anybody could know that they mean business, both have jumped into the road, slapping Lagos roads anyhow in the name of seeing the so called dee-jays.

Their ultimate was to beg them to an extent, making the dee-jays to render help helplessly. But unfortunately, their plan nor come work because nobi jazz dem want take doam. So they just resolved to continue with their wakajugbe movement, believing seriously that one day, luck go smile on them. But sadly, nothing happened till both suddenly fell apart like badly arranged cards, with each finding his way. Na so those struggles day and night come endooo, till Kcee hit the road again as a bloody one-man squad.

One thing that was sure as death, be one day, Kcee go rap about their “wakajugbe” matter.

True to this Tombo talker’s belief, it came to pass recently when Kcee opened his mouth widely to yarn about their scandalous movements in this town in the name of surviving and making it too. Now, all of us know the wahala dem do before God come lift Kcee up at last.

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