By IFECHI OKOH

The wahala with Portable dey wela for his head and his flippant mouth wey just be like basket which nobody can fetch water successfully with, because it is simply impossible. In fact, it is on good record that this basket mouth wey dey leak pitiably has been dragging him into various kinds of rogbodiyan anyhow, anywhere and anytime.

His disturbing matter just reminds this tombo talker of late Fela’s hit song “when trouble sleep, yanga go wake am, wetin he dey find, na wahala e dey find, na wahala ego getooo... wahala, edey find”..., really describes Portable’s unending wahala here and there. Nawaooo... Imagine!

The most disturbing thing about this character simply called Portable, is that he is just the sign post of too much sabi-sabi, which automatically makes him, Sabinus.

I mean the all-knowing insujenero. The pity of this jagbajantics is that this “I too know rubbish (ITK),” has been leading him pitiably by the nose into one week, one trouble kind of life and living. Disturbingly, he appears to be enjoying his weakness, hence he usually shuns concerned friends and colleagues who talk to him on the urgent need to change his image, starting from his responsible and corporate looks as a celebrity.

Feelers close to this heady act who has been shunning these good intentioned talks, until he meet highly controversial Small Doctor, obviously his equal in Fela’s kind of disposition. Small Doctor wey nor send am told him point plank that there is urgent need to take care of his looks which has been begging for attention as a celebrity, instead of buying cars and building churches and mosques for Christians and Muslims, none of which he can point to.

That was all Portable needed to flare up unexpectedly. Interestingly, he just met his equal in an outburst of emotions, as Small Doctor’s tamed lion, jumped out and psychologically descended on Portable, tearing his clothes into shreds publicly.

After this finish and rest “hit me, I hit you” face-off, Portable eye come down, sharp, sharp as he left grudgingly, licking his wound wey unfounded ogboju pass power cause am. Naso the thing dey be for people like that. I swear!

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