By IFECHI OKOH

Leg wey dey waka gbala, gbala, gbala, na eye wey dey look gbala, gbala, gbala dey follow am sharp, sharp. Naso the matter beooo... Honestly, a simple case of cunning man die, cunning man bury am. Finish! Imagine those so called presidential inauguration show packagers, Gbewiri characters by any definition, judging from their fraudulent intension to defraud Portable at all cost by simply splitting the 10million allegedly budgeted for him like Tony Tetuila, Kizz Daniel and other acts to perform at the Bola Tinubu presidential inauguration which happened big in Abuja, the FCT on May 29, 2023. These baru, baru characters disturbingly were just beaten neat by Portable whom they may have written-off mistakenly in their wise calculation by simply budgeting N5million out of the N10 million budgeted for him by Asiwayu Bola Tinubu. which he actually turned down, However, yawa come burst suddenly as Portable who had done his Investigations confirmed that N10 million was really budgeted for him, discovered, their thiefu, thiefu dankoriko jagbajantics, forcing the Baabu in him to jump out immediately, scattering everywhere and screaming “Awon were Gbewiri fe paami, Baba yin, erope mi Omo pe 10million ni Baba wa Tinubu fun gbowa Awon elere?” meaning: “You crazy robbers want to kill me! Your fathers!! Don't you people know that I know that it is 10million naira our father Tinubu gave all the musicians billed to perform at his inauguration?”

Just as he was boiling, his temper rose fast to its fullest, as he started screaming, “I am a Baabu, I am a Baabu, I live in the zoo, Baba yin, eyin barawo yin!”

It was just at this point the bunch knew that dem don fuck up big time. But sadly, they can't go front, or back. Ground itself, nor gree open mouth to swallow them. U see the wahala of the gaawu and double wahala wey these Gbewiri bunch enter because of their langa throat?

While they were inside this devil’s practical dungeon, Portable was damn busy cursing and asking them, “Una think say Una jazz go catch me? Baba yin!”

It is clean clear now, that those who are given to being smarter than their legs in this Gbewiri business, will no doubt turn their back to this sibiri nonsense after watching this finish and watching that drama of the python dance between these cheap thieves and Portable, he should be called Mighty henceforth. Now who nor know don know! Abi nobi so my people outside there? Everybody, including yam heads don know wela now!

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