By IFECHI OKOH

What people love to chop, na the thing, too, dey finish them one hand unexpectedly. Na from mouth rogbodiyan dey start and na there, the evil dey and na there e dey yamutu those wey e don hook below the belt for the finish and go business. Naso the matter be!

How did I hear one bloody busy body ask? Serious observations have since shown hoha that the Vic to kns no dey know because of their natural too much love for wacky and die or chop and quench as Fela dey yarn. Qeg they see Chop, chop or kparaga, the loose bearings instantly as their zombie way one madness would jump out, making them not to get themselves again until them chop that food or drink that kparaga like the bloody idiots they are. Imagine!

If this jagbajantics nor do them like soap dey face, them nor dey enter gear one, sharp, sharp and mess up themselves just like that for the fun if it.

Now who nor know say devil’s wahala nobi Joke’s matter, let him come out now, now, so that we can know those who can’t even see beyond their nose.

This knock off, knock dead, devilish scenario, talked about above paints succinctly the disturbing and pitiable picture of one of the talented act wey don sell his soul to devil for kparaga sake. Hence every time, especially at nights, the bloody sayo spirit of kparaga go just grab am suddenly for the back of his trouser, carry go to that corner where he usually kills himself quietly and sharply before going on stage for shows. It may interest you to know and as well disturb you too to hear that midway into his stage show, this wicked and bastard of a devil would just start to dey do as soap dey do face. That moment he usually falls on anything nearby as a support, so that make e no fall yakata suddenly for stage. So what he usually do at such deadly time, is to lean on something and be performing. For some time, in fact for a very long time, he succeeded with the fraud, until one day wey kasala come burst suddenly, putting an abrupt end to that rubbish. A simple case of good riddance to bad rubbish!

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