By IFECHI OKOH

For years, nobody knew that our own Iyanya had been grabbed quietly and pitiably in a disturbing manner by the spirit of "Oju Kokoro" wey just hit the glamour boy for simply asking for a duet with a high class act wey dey abroad, for a remix version of his hit track. However, he was shocked and speechless when the entertainer wey nor send am anywhere charge am like person wey too much money won finish pata-pata. U see the wahala! When the abroad gal, carry heavy charge knack Iyanya suddenly, he instantly became deaf and dump out rightly. Kai! He couldn't imagine how somebody go charge am 200,000 dollars (N50,000 million) just like that for a bloody one track duet. No wonder Iyanya just take back waka sharp, sharp comot there and started licking his unseen wound quietly and pitiably in a corner. Sebi everybody can see hoha now the attendant kata-kata wey dey inside big eye (Oju-Kokoro) instinct and business? Abi nobi so my people? Naso nah!

There's no doubt that the confused and frustrated Iyanya must have been so psychologically dazed momentarily as a result. However, he managed to send a verbal scud missile to the unsuspecting lady wey her mouth don wide well, well. But funny enough, Iyanya behaved as if nothing happened, whereas Mallams wey dey there dey shout haba, haba, haba, meaning that how did Iyanya survive this knock- off, knock- dead gbedu of akpako? Did I hear one bloody busy body around shout "wonders shall never end?" Well, I thank God by now, Iyanya don learn his lesson sharparly in a way he never expected. I can see some idiots don know wela say himself don Sabi him boundary.

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