By IFECHI OKOH

Sheer greediness is simply satanic and can also lead, possibly too, those concerned suddenly by the nose to their early grave. I swear! Na so now!! Can you imagine a bloody vendor, whose longer throat instinct simply led him foolishly to understudy glamorous showbiz journalists, so as to ape them perfectly with the sole aim to defraud big men at the slightest opening.

How did he carry out his fraudulent huge joke? Abiooo... All he did was just to be very smart with his kurukere nonsense of trying to belong unnecessarily to where he does not actually belong to through his baru, baru game.

I mean through his thiefu, thiefu dankoriko, barawo, ooe na banzar level by all means.

Before this Baba Sabinus actually knew the jagbajantics wey him dey inside, the sibiri vendor poised to become an overnight showbiz journalist for the fun of it, so as to mix well, well with my unsuspecting colleagues.

However, his Pidgin English hold am down wela 2-4-7 for one corner side as he battled it pitiably during his pretentious dirty game. A scandalous case of in for a penny, in for a pound, no doubt!

Anytime I spot him in their midst, I look at him like a bloody thief just poised to survive by undoing innocent souls for fun. Tufiakwa! All he does is to budget and slave always for good wears to make sure kasala nor just burst suddenly like that.

This was how this omo eteh yaliya succeed without my colleagues catching him just like that and screaming foul on top of their voice.

However, make Una tell am say everyday na for the thief, but one day, just one day, I mean one day wey baba devil go just jump out for finish and go kata-kata level. That day, he can use the blood of this bloody yam head bafuooo... I swear walatalahi!

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