By IFECHI OKOH

This evil you bukuru people call kata-kata economy has succeeded quietly in turning one celebrated Nigerian showbiz lady to a bloody 419 promoter. Imagine!

This self-acclaimed achiever, simply living in the moon, has now become another Smart Alec, with many fraudulent feathers dorning her chieftaincy cap, with many unsuspecting gentlemen slaving for her in the name of chopping to survive. Oh yeah! A kind of wetin-man-go-do-now for this kpafuka country and Omoale situation (bastard)?

Nawaooo... That night when hopelessness dey show colour anyhow, and as a result, the gentlemen didn't actually know where dem dey or what they were doing. Reason? Satan dey meskafo for fun using the Mama Onijogbon of that moment to do the gentlemen anyhow. I mean as soap dey do face. Kai!

This yeye dey smell wela situation don reach the gentlemen for neck, threatening to swallow them like deep, dangerous river, if they refuse to chop any insult that moment. It appeared that the bloody opportunist, mama olosi knew that the gentlemen nor get option as she just fling some useless money at them suddenly, telling them to manage it home. One of them just grabbed it foolishly and others rushed after him, thinking that the rubbish was big enough to carry all of them waka easily. But for where? At this time, the bloody mama who was simply like their nemesis which had succeeded in tricking them out of her sight, laughed like a devil she was. So, they all rushed mumuyishly to the gate, where they slept with the all is good for Musa Mallams on duty. What an incojobogus of a bloody 419 Nollywood madam celebrity? Tribulation of Armageddon!

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