By IFECHI OKOH

The first thing that can happen to a man is when Satan don fling am inside lion’s den and he knows. Oh yes! It could be so disturbing and dangerous too. Imagine Portable wey don enter the gaawu, I mean the trap of the federal government, claiming that na dem be his father. Is this too much ogogoro at work or what?

Imagine! A bloody arrogant law breaker, claiming that na FG born am. But unfortunately and sadly too, FG nor dey born pickin. So how come about an offender like Portable, who has been saying that na FG born am? How dem go born an arrogant law breaker like him?

Imagine such jagbajantics! No wonder he kept assuring himself that embarrassing moment that there is no wahala for him as FG pikin. He just dey talk and re-assuring himself as the Police led him fast into a place that has no road and also very very dark arararah!

Lord have mercy!! No wonder he escaped sooner than he was detained. You see the wahala! However, I was disturbed to hear that he disappeared suddenly into the thin air. Is it as a real FG pikin or as a bastard? Nawaooo.... We all can now see hoha say apart from unsteady mindset, he has no kobo truth in his bloody lie – lie mouth. I swear! Wahala, wahala, wahala wey no get end for this bloody yam head.

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