By IFECHI OKOH

This pitiable chop, chop situation and scenario which actually led Nice sheepishly by the nose just to survive kolobi am anyhow and making him to go from one house to another helplessly, begging them profusely to vote for Sanwo-Olu in fulfillment of his contract. Just as he was moving quietly, like a thief in the night, seriously thinking that nobody see am, some gbeboruns and gbemu-gbemus have since seen him wela during his quiet bloody waka-about and knock-off exercise wey sabi sabis nor know how much dem give am for this waala. Imagine the insuborlation!

However, our Nice man and local megaphonist, was not just lucky to escape the bullet of some of the gbeboruns and gbemu-gbemus who fired him one after the other.

Hear the first merciless shot: “Oh no, Nice don finish. See am as he dey waka like one useless man from one house to another, begging dem for votes for Sanwo-Olu. Kai! Naso life be? I can’t believe it, honestly!”

Just as he dey take back dey waka comot, the second bloody busy body give am: “See wetin longer throat dey cause! Imagine a whole Nice, looking for the thing wey children go chop like a Mr nobody. Nonsense!”

The last gbeborun nor talk too much. But his own na knock off, sharp, sharp. Hear am: “So shame don leave Nice pata-pata? I can’t believe it! Naso too much big eye dey cause wahala for people like Nice. Well, for now, his music career has since nose-dived, and children wey wan chop something at all cost, nor go hear excuse. Naso nah!”

You all can now see hoha the waala of Nice! Abi nobi so? That's the bloody barawo picture of our country wey longer throat politrikcians, sorry, politicians, don yamutu since.

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