By IFECHI OKOH

Sabi, sabis who said hoha over the years that idleness is the devil’s workshop must have seen how controversial and baritone-voiced Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie, just sprang to his feet recently and shot himself right on his foot, for the fun of it. Only devil wey cause the kata-kata know how he do am. Walatahi-sumobilahi!

All I can remember, however, be say I just bumped into Edochie’s sudden vituperation when he opened his mouth wrongly and loudly too, to yarn that his pretty and innocent 17 year old daughter would soon hit 18 years and would be obviously very ripe for one man to come and carry waka sharp, sharp in the name of wife. Imagine! So that's all Edochie have for this innocent gal? Kai! Devil dey craze, no doubt, I swear by jove. U see the waala!

When Edochie yarn thoughtlessly without thinking of the effect of his pitiable misyarn, when he woke from his slumber to commit himself just like that. He actually enjoyed his peace until his unsuspecting fans saw the jagbanjangtics on facebook which actually stamped that he spoke before thinking. But interestingly, his fuck-up did not save him from the sudden akpako, I mean the robust local baton which the Yorubas call kumo. This knock-off and deadly weapon was freely used on him all over until he fell and almost screamed off his head and begging them profusely to forgive his foolishness, pledging not to fuck up again next time. It was on this pitiable note that they left him with a stern warning to always try to engage his head before he starts yarning. Naso the matter be!

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