By IFECHI OKOH

E don happen sharp, sharp at last as celebrated mugu of Nigeria, John Okafor, wey we all sabi as Ibu, just wake up begin shout foul, over his face wey dem born with for years! Imagine this jagbanjatics!! Na now Satan come wake am up and show him his pretty dirty and dark side, (something like I never see for life). He must have been having sleepless nights over this exclusive wahala before he decided to cry out suddenly like person wey one bloody careless soul just mistakenly pour hot water for his leg, making him to shout foul to the high heavens because of the satanic killer pain wey nor dey for this dirty world. Naso the matter dey be once it's time for such expressive exposure that comes with a sledge-hammer effect like this Ibu’s own.

This Ibu wahala reminds me instantly of a situation of Baba Godie just don tire for creation day wey Ibu’s face matter come up. That moment, he was simply tired, so he just give am face sha. It was just a pitiable case of the Yoruba’s popular saying of just take make I rest (omo gba nje nsimi). Finish!

In fact, I was really constrained to pity him hoha, when he confessed openly that when he realises the state of his naturally disturbing face, the manly confidence required to approach women dies instantly anytime he makes a move to show any woman love. Imagine! Nawaooo... Abeg Baba Godie, forgive him if na his former sins naim cause am this kata-kata when he came to the world last time.

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