By IFECHI OKOH

Celebrated Port Harcourt first son Duncan Mighty has suddenly become the last son and smallie of Port Harcourt. Kai! Wetin come cause this waalaa? Can one sabi sabi out there helep me out abeg?

Duncan Mighty we heard at the Mountain Top that when he had discovered on the day of Jackal that his only dear darling wife and her family members had poisoned his meal and bathing water, he was simply caught napping and speechless, instead of running like person wey his brain don fall comot pata, pata, screaming blue murder. Sadly, his only ole afaojo brother wey dey there, just dey look like the ignoranus Lukumon, wey he be, taking the save my brother's soul action sharp, sharp very lightly. Abi dem swear for am? Mighty, sorry, small boy, oh yeah, bloody smallie because of his sibiri inaction, later, started thinking about the need to change his stage wear, which simply suggests that something was terribly wrong somewhere. Oh yeah, in fact, too, too wrong, because he was supposed to take action to address that life- threatening jagbanjantics wey be wan finish am one hand for the fun of it all. Well, nobi Duncan's fault because person wey this bloody devil hold for work, na so wey his matter wey nor straight dey beoo...I tell U all of you people out there and I swear by Eledumare eleda awa gbogbo.

Honestly, his action which was actually unexplainable in summation suggests that Duncana Mighty who has really fucked up or was simply hallucinating in the face of a life and death waala. Imagine! Since then, some busy bodies don dey take the matter sitdon dey talk nonsense. Can you imagine one bloody basket mouth shouting on top of his voice, insisting that Nwanne Mighty's too much Igbo na him nor make think straight. Can you imagine such rasmoborge? Oya now!

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