By IFECHI OKOH

It is high time I knack Portable akpako sharp, sharp before he kills himself foolishly. Abeg! The disturbing and careless manner he is gallivanting anywhere, anyhow, acting before he thinks, might cost him his life because anybody wey God no dey guide, dey guide and guard himselfooo... Finish! Imagine the bloody Portable like say nobi God create am again.

In fact, his too much Sabi, Sabi wey don make am Sabinus since go soon push am into gaawu, apology to the Yorubas, owners of that adjective. How his head go dey ring bell anytime, anywhere and anyhow making him too to act anyhow, tempting his Lord, his God, whom only he should serve like person wey his head correct wela? Oh yeah! Can somebody wey God create well let him know here and now that tempting his God, Creator, guide and guard for the fun of it is bad and unacceptable to concerned watchers like us, because nobi am only Baba Godie create. Haba!

Make una wey dey seeam dey messkafo talk to am sharp, sharp before he kills himself. After all, people wey Baba Godie dey guide and guard plenty wela. How on earth somebody go just carry himself and other innocent souls to the domain of Mammy water in faraway Port Harcourt, the Rivers State capital, to go and do show on top of water? What an incojonbogus? Kai, tribulation of Armageddon!

So he no Sabi say Satan na father of all lies and lairs too, he is equally Baba awon iwere (father of all crazy bunch).

Since Portable and his follow, follow disciples no Sabi anything, a good Samaritan should kindly tell him to watch his disturbing misdemeanor before Satan go show an iwere (craze) suddenly from nowhere as the Ogbologbo crazy Baba wey no send anybody, anywhere. Portable! soffery, soffery catch Monkey, before Monkey go catch you and your boys from the back.

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