Dis my taxi driver work don come dey sweet now. I know say every work get im own wahala. E get di good, di bad and di OBJ, sorry, na sleep of my tongue. Na ugly I wan talk o, I swear! Abeg helep me wake my tongue up before e put me for troublem.

Yesterday, I siddon for our garage wey dey near Ikeja under bridge, dey look road weda passenger go show face.

Small time, my torch light chinko phone begin ring grin, grin, grin! I look am, I no know di person wey dey call. Name no show. I no pick.

Di person call again. I no wan pick, make e no be all dis 419 people wey dey disturb person every time.

Di person call again. I say na wa o. I jus say make I hear wetin di person wan talk. I talk am for my mind say, if na 419, I go jus swear babanla swear for am.

“Hello, is dat Oga MAT?” di bobo ask. As correct Naija man, me sef use question jam im question. I say, “Na who dey call?”

Di bobo come talk say im name na Mr. Dada. E say I carry am go drop for Sheraton Hotel last week. E say e give me im card and collect my number dat day. I come shout, “Oga Dada!”

I remember Mr. Dada well well. Na one passenger wey I no fit forgot lai lai. Di man nice gan. Na big oga for Sheraton Hotel.

I remember dat day wen e say make I go drop am for im office for Sheraton, say im motor get wahala as e dey come for road dat morning, and e tell im driver make e carry di motor go mechanic village go fix am.

Dat day, di man jus enter my guonguoro, e no price me. And me sef no talk, as I see say na big oga dis man go be. If I tell you di kind money wey dis man pay me jus to drop am for im office, hmm, you go begin jealous me.

So, wen I come greet Oga Dada for phone dat yesterday, e ask me wia I dey. I tell am say I dey for garage. E say make I begin drive come im office now, now, now.

Before you close your eye open sef, di son of man don reach Sheraton.

Oga Dada say e wan make I carry four oyibo go airport. E say oyibo plenty pass di long bus wey di hotel get, and e like di wey I drive am dat day wen im car spoil for road.

Na so my belle come sweet gan. I tell Oga Dada say im wish na my command. After all, I no get anoder work pass to drive taxi.

20 oyibo enter di hotel bus, di remaining four enter my guonguoro. Before we begin move sef, Oga Dada give me one envelope, but I no open am. Na so we begin go airport. I dey for front, di bus with 20 oyibo dey for my back.

I see say di driver wey carry di 20 oyibo wear one better suit like dat. I come shame as I wear ordinary shokoto and jjumper carry oyibo go airport.

Wen I drop di four oyibo for airport, as I open di envelop to see how much Oga Dada pay me to carry di four oyibo go drop for airport, my broda, I nearly faint wen I see say na dollars dey for inside di envelop.

But I no go tell una how many dollar, make I sleep with my two naked eye closed for night. I no wan wahala.

Now na to change di dollar, enter Ipodo market go buy cloth give tailor make e sew better suit for me wey I go dey wear drive my guonguoro as international taxi driver. Olorun modupe lowo yin o!

Make we jam again on Tuesday.

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Tank you very much

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